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Justin Bieber apparently wants to remake the movie Grease with Miley Cyrus.  Murder-suicide pact, anyone?

Since If I Had You wasn't quite glittery enough for Adam Lambert, a remix EP was recently released on iTunes.  Now what got me really interested is a remix by New York club duo Dangerous Muse, who actually make some really great music of their own.  I'll save talking about them for another day because I want to share their "secret" with you!  Apparently, when their remix of Adam's track is played backward, band member Tom Napack can be heard saying, "I want it back - the eyeliner from the nightstand!"  Good luck with that one Tom!  Adam going out without eyeliner is like Justin Bieber going out without looking like a teenage Hillary Swank or Lindsay Lohan g... not going out!  Check out the Dangerous Muse remix of If I Had You below and let me know what you think!

Everyone has to start somewhere, even the super famous kids of Glee!  Pictures have surfaced of Naya Rivera, who plays cheerleader Santana on the show, in her former role as a Hooters girl.  I have to admit, I kinda think she looks hotter now...  Maybe it's the cheerleader outfit.  What do you think?  Also, am I the only one now craving curly fries with cheese sauce?

The glamourous picture above is surprisingly not an elegant shot from Sears Portrait Studio, but is actually the latest mugshot from the Paris Hilton wall of fame.  I don't know about you, but I think she's really getting this down to a true art!  Well, practice makes perfect!  Her other mugshots are below...

As you probably know, I'm an overgrown 5 year old so the news of Canada's Wonderland's latest ride gets me very excited.  Also, I'm a secret fat kid so the thought of funnel cake also gets me excited.  However, lets focus on the upcoming attraction: Windseeker.  It's a 301 ft swing style ride that hits speeds of around 50 km/h giving the sensation of weightlessness.  Click here for all the details...  What do you think?  Good addition to the park or would you rather see something else?